This week was all about statements. Bank statements, no. Game statements, yes. Dan decided to man up and get a dominant win this week over the increasingly hapless Matt. It's clear now that no one cares that he was the champion last season. Teams simply aren't afraid to play him.
Doug continued to learn that you do not test the fantasy gods as he has lost two straight after repeated boasts about his team's prowess. Doug also might be regretting the lost chance at Brett Favre as the Jets QB has continuously outscored Doug's QBs from week to week.
Kevin also proved that making bad offers will cost you as he scored enough points to win, but wasn't nearly as manly as Nick in his matchup. So many hot chicks, so little time.
SWEEP THE LEG!!! made it's way into the top 3 with a convincing, if not unexpected, win over Ryan. Ryan, you've been a dear. But this here's a man's game. Just kidding, you're the best... AROUND!
These are quick awards this week, as life has been rather crunched here during the business hours this week. But nonetheless, enjoy, and be sure to tip your waitress.
On to the awards...
Ultimate Fantasy Roster Week 4
QB- Brett Favre, 44.0 (Dan)
RB- Larry Johnson, 31.5 (Nick)
RB- Steven Jackson, 26.5 (Nick)
WR- Lavy Coles, 32.0 (Cory)
WR- Greg Jennings, 25.0 (Don)
W/R- LaDainian Tomlinson, 23.0 (STL!!!)
W/R- Adrian Peterson, 22.0 (Dan)
TE- Jason Witten, 18.5 (Doug)
K- Jeff Reed, 13.0 (David)
DEF- Pittsburgh, 17.0 (Don)
Player of the Week: Brett Favre (Dan)
The Brady Memorial Worst Roster of the Week (that was on a starting roster)
QB- Derek Anderson, 9.0 (Ryan) 3 in a row!
RB- Chester Taylor, 1.0 (Cory)
RB- Ryan Grant, 1.0 (Jerad)
WR- Jerry Porter, 0.5 (Jerad)
WR- Donald Driver, 0.5 (Reid)
TE- Heath Miller, 1.0 (Cory)
W/R- Hank Baskett, 1.5 (Cory)
W/R- Chansi Stuckey, 2.0 (Don)
K- Mason Crosby, 3.0 (Kevin)
DEF- Jacksonville, 0.0 (David)
The Least Valuable Player of the Week - Jacksonville DEF (David)
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The "Matt Escher Team of the Week": STL!!!, 145.5
The "Ryan Root Worst Team of the Week": Matt, 75.5
The "Sweep-punked" Award (best team to still lose): Kevin, 121.5
The "Big Balls" Award (worst team to still win): Jerad, 95.5
The "Yahoo!" Bust of the Week Award: Matt, 47 points below projection
The "Yahoo!" Screw You Team of the Week: STL!!!, 35 points above projection
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3 comments:
I know I had three guys suck last week, but I'm pretty sure Mason Crosby was not on my roster. Not sure who which fantasy team he was kicking for but I'm glad it was not me.
Also, I may have set the season standard/record of having three positions players on the All-Suck Team (Baskett, Miller, Taylor) while still pulling out the victory. Hooray Lavy Coles!!
Sorry, I had you confused with Kevin. In my mind, you are one. I'll fix the error.
Woohoo 2 sweep punked awards!!! at least im losing with pride. it said the week 3 awards, it should say week 4 awards
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