Week 2 came and went. What happened? Well let's just say Doug Downing happened for the 2nd consecutive week. Let's just say that the Cowboys won the for the 2nd consecutive week (Go Boys). And even my good friends in the Seattle area got to feel a little pain last week as the team of Mr. Ben Bates marched into Qwest Field and laid the Ike Turner down on a hapless Seattle defense. But don't take my word for it. Let's go to the tapes!
First, let's take a look at one of the worst national anthems ever performed since Carl Lewis...
Speaking of which... let's go back to that mythical Carl Lewis video. Remember, the girl before is actually PAID to sing music now and again. Not so much with Senor Lewis.
Remember kids, you too can be a track legend and national anthem singer. This is too fun, let's do another.
Delightful...
Hey, remember that Charger game last weekend?
Desean Jackson would like you not to remember this play...
On to the awards!
Ultimate Fantasy Roster Week 1
QB- Phillip Rivers, 32.0 (Reid)
RB- Brian Westbrook, 30.0 (David)
RB- Marion Barber, 25.0 (Matt)
WR- Anquan Boldin, 35.0 (Nick)
WR- Brandon Marshall, 31.0 (Kevin)
W/R- Calvin Johnson, 27.0 (Doug)
W/R- Felix Jones, 23.0 (Reid)
K- David Akers, 14.0 (Doug)
DEF- Green Bay, 23.0 (STL!!!)
Player of the Week: Anquan Boldin (Nick)
The Brady Memorial Worst Roster of the Week (that was on a starting roster)
QB- Derek Anderson, 0.0 (Ryan)
RB- Rashard Mendenhall, 1.0 (Dan)
RB- Larry Johnson, 1.0 (Nick)
WR- Devery Henderson, 1.0 (David)
WR- Marvin Harrison, 1.5 (Cory)
TE- Anthony Fasano, 0.0 (Reid)
W/R- Larry Johnson, 2.0 (Nick)
W/R- Ryan Grant, 2.0 (Jerad)
K- Shayne Graham, 1.0 (Matt)
DEF- San Diego, -1.0 (Jerad)
The Least Valuable Player of the Week - San Diego DEF (Jerad)
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The "Matt Escher Team of the Week": Doug, 140.0
The "Ryan Root Worst Team of the Week": Don, 50.5
The "Sweep-punked" Award (best team to still lose): Matt, 108.00
The "Big Balls" Award (worst team to still win): David, 100.0
The "Yahoo!" Bust of the Week Award: Don, 50 points below projection
The "Yahoo!" Screw You Team of the Week: Kevin, 40 points above projection
As a special gift, please enjoy the following presentation:
This will be the most church some of y'all have seen in years.
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