Getting to know Doug Downing...

Who are you?  How old are you and from where do you hail?

Hi, I'm Doug (aka Evil Petting Zoo) and I'm addicted to Fantasy Football Auction Draft.  I'm 27 and born and raised in San Diego.

How did you come to join this league?

Britton can't hang in the other keeper league we are both in (Loma!) so he copied my rules and made this league and now adjusts the rules to make it fit his likings. (ed. note:  That is actually true.  I did like the settings of his league, just not really able to stand anyone in it.  How Doug was able to migrate over, I haven't the foggiest).

What NFL and NCAA team do you root for?  

I've been a Chargers fan forever ... ditto for San Diego State (the line to insult SDSU starts to the left)

If the league were to vote on a location for owners to possibly assemble and draft together to celebrate the 10th anniversary of this league in 2015, where would you propose, and why?  

Another idea Britton is stealing for our other league, VEGAS! (ed. note:  Actually I think Ben and I got it from reading a Bill Simmons column, which I know you worship.  So in essence, we're both thieves)

What is the most memorable real life sports moment you have ever experienced?  

Being in the press box for the final game of the World Baseball Classic.  Very cool.

Which female athlete would best cut it in the NFL? 

Kathy Ireland from "Necessary Roughness"


Which is the most tedious and rage-filling option; Skip Bayless, Woody Paige, Matthew Berry, Joe Buck or John Mellencamp?

This is our cooooooooooooooooooountry!

And on that note ...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/061215

Scroll down about halfway and you'll know ... oh, you'll know.  (ed note:  I'm guessing this is where he cheaply got into the Simmons column by writing a Mellencamp lyric.  Man, I hate Doug sometimes)