Getting to know Reid Luszeck...

Who are you, how old are you and from where do you hail?

Reid Luszeck, 26, Yucaipa, CA Scorpio

How did you come to join this league?

I have known Britton, Matt, Jerad, Davy, and Don since high school. (ed. note:  We call this age "The Tyrannic Era of Bill Berich and John Washington)

What NFL and NCAA team do you root for?

I only root for the UCLA Bruins

Do you see yourself as more of a 'People's Champion' or 'Hated Villain'?

I see myself as a contender for the intercontinental championship. Like a Texas Tornado, or Ravishing Rick Rude.

Why did you pick your fantasy team name? If upon second thought, it's a little on the lame side, feel free to change it. Then come back and answer this question.

I have big balls. (Ed. note:  Ask David)

If the league were to vote on a location for owners to possibly assemble and draft together to celebrate the 10th anniversary of this league in 2015, where would you propose, and why?

California because that's where I live

What is the most memorable real life sports moment you have ever experienced?

UCLA 13, USC 9.

What team in this league would you most NOT want to win and why?

All teams are winners in my books. Even Davy with his ridiculous trade offers.

Why is your favorite sports movie the sexiest ever?

Debbie Does Dallas because there was real sex in it.  (ed. note:  A BYU-Hawaii grad, everyone)

Would you consider yourself a waiver-wire-vulture, a draft-and-sit, a jack-of-all-trades, or a little bit of everything?

I don't really pay attention. I think our league should be like the English Premier League where the bottom two teams are regulated out. (ed. note:  Ryan Root just punched you in his mind)

Which female athlete would best cut it in the NFL?

Star Jones. Yes, she is an athlete. You can see a clip of her catching a football.

Which is the most tedious and rage-filling option; Skip Bayless, Woody Paige, Matthew Berry, Joe Buck or John Mellencamp?

I would rather perform a vasectomy on myself than listen to any of those. (ed.  note:  I thought this was harsh at first until I realized I have instinctively reached for a scalpel several times)

Which is the more 'obviously past their prime' sports writer; Bill Simmons or Rick Reilly?

I wish both would go away.

If 'they' were making a movie about your athletic past, what actor would play you?
 
One man and one man only: Matthew McConaughey.  (ed. note:  Just awful, yet completely like you)