Getting to know Don Mothershed...

Who are you, how old are you and from where do you hail?

Don Juan Mothershed... but the ladies call me Don Juan.  The men call me D-bone.  I've spent a long time around Redlands, but I still tell people I'm from Compton, and I keep my 9th grade ID picture from Compton High to prove it.  I'm like 27 or something.

How did you come to join this league?

Britton graciously offered me a spot.  Really, I'm nothing without him.

What NFL and NCAA team do you root for?

I don't care about college.  I like the Raiders.  That's it.  And the Knicks.  What.

Why did you pick your fantasy team name? If upon second thought, it's a little on the lame side, feel free to change it. Then come back and answer this question.

I picked Longies because I tell the ladies that my team name represents certain parts of my body.  Really its because I'm projecting an image because I'm ashamed.

What team in this league would you most NOT want to win and why?

COMPTON IN THE HOUSE

Would you consider yourself a waiver-wire-vulture, a draft-and-sit, a jack-of-all-trades, or a little bit of everything?

I'm more of a Raider owner than anything else.  Just trade me a Raider and I'll be happy.

If 'they' were making a movie about your athletic past, what actor would play you?

John Washington.  And Carly Berich would play my romantic lead.  Pre-nose job too.